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Eid Mubarak SMS (English)

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Sending warm wishes across the miles…Just to let you know how much you are missed on "EID Day".
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My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes. I wish you the best of everything for not only in EID-UL-Fitr but also all the years ahead.*EID MUBARAK*
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Can I Stay Here In Ur InbOx & Wait Till The End Of Ramzan So That I Can B The 1st Who Wish A "vErY SwEeT & HaPpY EiD" 
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Hope love and laughter, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes and jubilations become a part of your Eid and your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.
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May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarik .
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Credits: These sms are selected from EFREESMS.COM andSMS4SMILE.com.

Eid Mubarak SMS (Urdu)


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Your relation is like paktel "dil to 1 hay”. Your love like telenor “Chaho kuch barh k”. Your sincerety like Haleeb “garah to hay”. Your smile like twist “Hila k rakh de”. Your style like Ufone“Tum hi to ho”. Your personality lika Bonanza “Absolutely worldclass”.
My response like lipton “Yehi to hai wo apnapun”. Aur apnaypun key sath “EID Mubarak”
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Kash hum ek SMS hoty, bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty.Mana key aap hamy delete kar detay. Laikin kuch dair k liye tou, hum aap ky paas hoty or bari khushi say kehtay "EID MUBARAK".
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Kya Aap ne suna hai? BBC per, CNN per, PTV per, ARY per, GEO per. Nahi suna! FM 100 per tou suna ho ga! Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo.. EiD MubaraK.
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XcusE mE.. Agar Abhi Soye Nahi Ho aur Msg Parh Rahe hoTo EiD MubArAk..aur Agar Sogaye Ho aur Msg Subah Parhoge Tou Again EiD MubArAk..!

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Wishing u kuch khatti, Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati, Kuch chulbuli khushion se bharee Eid Mubarak.

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Scratch it

Ellllllllll
Eilllllllll
EiDllllllll
EiD Mllllll
EiD MUlllll
EiD MUBllll
EiD MUBAlll
EiD MUBARll
EiD MUBARAl


.::. EiD MUBARAK .::. 


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Read this SMS after 3 days
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Ary phir parhy ja rahy hoooary kaha na nahin parhna.
Acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say !~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

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EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai, Mobile Main Aanay ki…Sorry.. Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte. AnyWay, EiD MubArAk. 


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For Those jo CHAND nikelnay ka besabri se intzaar ker rahay hain .. give yourselves a rest .. kiun k mera ajj gher se nikelnay ka koi iradaa nahi hai ! ! ! 

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Credits: These sms are selected from EFREESMS.COM and SMS4SMILE.com.

Funny One Liner SMS/Tweets V

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Well done is better than well said.
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Funny One Liner SMS/Tweets IV

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Funny One Liner SMS/Tweets III

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Funny One Liner SMS/Tweets II

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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Funny One Liner SMS/Tweets

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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Where Did All of My Intelligence Come From?

A little boy went up to his father and asked : "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ?"

His father replied : "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."

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